If you can’t stand the heat…
Now that's one "hot" kitchen!
Welcome to the bullshit media. The “drive-by” media, as Rush Limbaugh refers to it, is now officially working overtime to put the media spotlight heat on presidential candidates. Chris Matthews stated the other day that Rick Perry better be “clean as a whistle” as he enters his bid for the White House. Really? Obama “clean” like being friends with Bill Ayers? Is that what we are talking about here?
Rumors of sending “young bucks” out to defame the current Republican candidates runs amok. Of course they are! Does that surprise any conservative at all? They play dirty. Always. And it’s true, if you have bodies buried in the backyard, it’s best you stay out of the kitchen because it WILL get hot. Everything you’ve ever done is now fodder for the public to derail the reputations of any potential suitors for the White House.
You Better Not Be Faking It!
Is she faking? You'll never know!
Why do women fake it? I use to a very long time ago in a sort of “just get it over with” kind of attitude. Wrong guy. Bad choice on my part. I don’t anymore. It’s the real deal or nothing at all. I usually cum several times now it seems. But that’s usually if I’m with a very adept guy. And to tell the truth even the times when I can’t cum, maybe because it was the 8th time that day, I’m fine with that. I still have a great time no matter what.
But to me, faking it is the same as lying. What’s the point? If a man (or a woman) is a lover worth having, if you don’t cum, he’ll care about it and search for your little magic buttons to make it happen. But dishonesty in or out of the bed is never a good idea.
She’s Talking Dirty!
I don't think those are real. (Who cares!)
Ohhhhhh. Dirty talk! Who loves it? Raise your dick? But we all know sexual turn-on’s are subjective. The preferences surrounding it are as vast as Obama’s spending. I recently was speaking with a friend about “dirty talk”. And so he and I began to classify it a bit. Obviously, DS&P will heavily need your input on this matter. I’m very curious.
I mentioned the typical porn girl who is saying all the right things in between looking at herself in the camera making sure he gets her good angles. She doles out the typical, “Oh baby, that’s it! Right there!” Followed by a prolonged whine of “yeah, fuck that pussy, fuck it!” Why do they all say that? That’s usually when the volume goes down for me and I just enjoy the silent angles.
He’s in! She wins!
I have to say I’m having the time of my life writing this blog. I tend to leap before I look. Which about 7 times out of 10 gets me in trouble when it comes to sex. And the right side of my brain which voraciously enjoys raping the left side of my brain, thought why not start a taboo blog to disprove the stereotypical ideology of conservatives. I thought it would be both entertaining and fun to tie in my shameless sexual side to my passion for conservative politics. As soon as I began I thought so far so good. But HOW long can you tie in sex and politics together before you run out of correlation?
Bad Fuck. Second Chance?
I can’t wait for next year. Just the little glimmer of hope that Obama may be outed gets me all hot and bothered. (Yes, I know you are thinking, like that’s hard?) But I’m not curious on what the conservatives will do, I’m very intrigued on what the liberals will do.
Have you ever gone out with or fucked someone who was well, less than fabulous. If it’s a bad fuck once, do you give them a second chance? BF sent me lots of little messages last night. They were really sexy, charming and sweet. But!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And that’s a really big but!) If it wasn’t all that great the first time, what makes you think it will be any better the second go around?
London Taking a Licking
I’ve never quite been one for, well, um, being “licked”. I’ve always had a tendency for impatience in that area, and I began to think that ears were for pulling a man away from my pussy to align the goods. After the obligatory amount of time of course, if they seem to be enjoying themselves. I’m not a completely selfish lover. But now, I’m no longer quite that way. Now “he” has changed my mind. Rarely can another person know your body better than yourself.
The Mack Attack
"Mack the Knife" could be Connie Mack's theme song to help with his street cred
I’ve been working at learning and comprehending Florida Representative Connie Mack’s balanced budget plan. I kept hearing about the “Penny Plan” but finding very elaborate details has been a little difficult. But to my great fortune, he was on the local talk radio this morning. I have no words to describe it other than simply brilliant. With the emphasis on simply.
For starters, if I were Representative Connie Mack, I would immediately change the name. Pussy names are not allowed when you are trying to persuade a nation. ”The Penny Plan” sounds like it has all the power behind it as a limp dick. It reminds me of that old movie When Harry Met Sally. Billy Crystal states that you cannot have great sex with any guy named Sheldon. ”Give it to me Sheldon! Ride me, big Sheldon.” It just doesn’t work.
The Great American Mind F)_K
For a self proclaimed political junkie, I must admit to my deviant readers, I avoided the news today like I avoid any new Jim Carey movie. I knew it would be bad and it was. The entire world seems to have been completely mind fucked by some S&P guys in stiff suits who only read about getting blow jobs and show up to work every day to push world economies around just to overcome the fact they have tiny little dicks. But that’s just my personal theory on the matter.
Going Down. The End of the Party.
The only time it’s fun going down is on a water slide. When it comes to sex and our nations Credit Rating, going down sucks. It means the good times are over for a while. I’ve been trying like most Americans to decipher what all this means, how the hell it happened, and if there is a national Viagra pill that can be taken to get the party going again.
What I know is that now France is beating us. That will piss at least half of you off. But so is Germany, Switzerland, and Australia. We now keep company with our AA+ rating with Belgium and New Zealand. Really. Does that mean we are no longer a super power able to leap large deficits in a single bound? It’s beginning to look that way.
S&P, the rat bastards who downgraded us, told us 2 weeks ago that unless we cut 4 Trillion they would downgrade us. They rate 126 governments. You can’t corner them and make them lose credibility by not keeping their word. Although, they aren’t the only game in town. You still have Moody’s and Fitch.
I first heard from my friend Miranda yesterday, she stated that people will now be moving to cash. Since I first heard it via her text in between her eating rice krispy treats, I’ve heard it over and over all morning from all different sides of finance experts and media analysts.
And another general consensus so far today states that it will likely not have as great of an impact on the market as we first suspect. I’m anxious to see. The dow already lost 700 point in this previous week.
But what I do think will have a huge rippling effect will the political ramifications. This is the first time in 70 years we are not on top. And being on top is good. Oh so GOOD! But only when things are, well, up.
Curious to see what happens. I would love any info or links you think may be beneficial to our fellow deviants. Have a great weekend.
